antics of an abandoned polar bear

Not much bear banter this past weekend! The panda and the polar bear did not spend as much time together as they normally do; they were hanging out with separate crowds for much of the weekend. This time, edithbear was kept quite busy, but when she's not, and jonahsmiles decides to abandon her for more than a day, some quirky polar bear habits emerge! These might include:

• watching Lifetime movies every night. Especially the really, really bad ones that are oppressively predictable and so unrealistic that they are funny. Edithbear has watched some of these several times!!
  
• consuming Hawaiian pizza. Jonahsmiles despises pizza with pineapples on them, and edithbear loves pineapple on pizza, so when the panda is gone, the polar bear comes out to eat everything she couldn't have otherwise eaten.
• taking a million personality tests. As if polar bears don't know that they love the cold weather and live in the North Pole. They have to take all these complicated personality surveys to discover this about themselves and think, "Wow, these tests are so accurate! That is totally who I am!"
• taking a break from the Lifetime movies to read dorky books and magazines, mostly written by economists or sociologists.
• falling asleep on the futon (while watching another Lifetime rerun) and, after realizing this has happened when a loud noise from the TV wakes her up at 2am, being too lazy to move from the futon to her bed.
• shredding paper.
• foraging for fancy chocolates and making weird meals out of whatever is left in the refrigerator.

Jonahsmiles is abandoning me again in two days, for the entire weekend. Save me save me!